So this is a bit late, but I was wondering how to work out it in comic form. Hopefully, this’ll do.

Anyway, the 6th of March this year was Unofficial over at the University of Illinois. It’s pretty much a bar sponsored holiday for people to drink all day and get piss drunk. I’ll spare you the boring details of what I did that day, except for what happened on the way back home.

So I was heading back home from a friend’s party at around 2 am ish. I was walking along a wall of an apartment building, nearing the corner. Something got caught on my foot and I tripped forward. I reached out to the wall next to me to try and stop the fall. I was just past the corner of the building and I ran out of wall to grab onto. Luckily, I managed to push off something else and maintain my balance.

Apparently behind the corner I was approaching, a poor fellow was urinating with one of his hands propping him up against the wall, with the other on his hip. I had managed to grab his shoulder, and shove him down to ground. So realizing that I had just shoved someone down, I sputtered out a frantic “SORRY!” Then I saw that he was lying in his own urine, still peeing all over himself and the surrounding area. After that, all I could say was “I can’t help you.” and I continued walking home, leaving that unfortunate guy to lie in his own juices. This doesn’t make me a bad person does it?

He was pretty blown, as he was rocking side to side to get up, but achieving little. I guess he couldn’t decide whether he wanted to halt his peeing or try to stand upright again. At least he had an excuse for being covered in urine as he rejoined whichever party he came from. “Some guy shoved me into my own piss!” Haha.