So technically I’m posting this past midnight (May 17). But it’s still the 16th in California! (And besides, I had it finished well before the day was over anyway.)

Anyway, I was assisting a user up in a research lab one morning. All of a sudden she goes crazy and points out a roach who was just chilling by the base of my chair, minding his own business. She kyaaaa’s off somewhere while I planted my foot on the little sucker (body ~1.5″) and kept working away. She comes back with bug spray and some tissue, only to find what was a roach was now a roach pizza.

She then tells me, “Thank you! I’m been trying to kill that one all morning!”

Girls. Seriously.