Not gonna happen. (at least not while youre still younger than 40.)

I don’t think girls get as excited about eating as guys do. Maybe not so much in variety- I’ve known many girls to enjoy all sorts of food and hunt after new yummy things. But in terms of quantity…

Yes, most girls cannot eat as much as guys do, simply due to physiological differences. But I find it quite rare the female that eats to be full. To feel heavy. To feel accomplished, in a way.

Regardless, the above scenario is something I just can’t imagine happening.

So technically I’m posting this past midnight (May 17). But it’s still the 16th in California! (And besides, I had it finished well before the day was over anyway.)

Anyway, I was assisting a user up in a research lab one morning. All of a sudden she goes crazy and points out a roach who was just chilling by the base of my chair, minding his own business. She kyaaaa’s off somewhere while I planted my foot on the little sucker (body ~1.5″) and kept working away. She comes back with bug spray and some tissue, only to find what was a roach was now a roach pizza.

She then tells me, “Thank you! I’m been trying to kill that one all morning!”

Girls. Seriously.

While I can’t speak for all Koreans, my relatives (at least the female ones) have a tendency to mob over the younger single members and pester them about their marriage plans. And somehow, they always come equipped with photos acquired from other families hoping to marry off their own kids. I don’t know when these groups meet to trade such photos, but apparently it happens. Even my mom carries some.

It’s almost like trading cards.

Given the same situation, where the individual is met by fearsome B.O. coming from a friend, I think guys are better. While I can not speak for everyone, I think this generally applies.

Guys will tell other guys that they smell like ass. This way, we can do something about it instead of continuing to marinate the air.

Girls on the other hand, will NOT tell their friends they smell like ass, because they think it’s rude. Instead, what they will do is judge that person silently without giving the ass person a way to redeem themselves.

Personally, I’d rather have someone be rude to me than potentially spend hours smelling like ass.

Sorry girls, but for this, it’s quite clear. Guys win.

You girls think yourselves sly, eh?