I’m gonna try some things to see if I can get my hosting costs, (which aren’t too terrible,) covered by ads I place here and there. In a few days, I’ll have hit a full year of ads (project wonderful) and I’ll post a report here to show you guys how much I managed to earn. It’s more than $0.

I know what I heard.

Normally this wouldn’t matter…

But once you hit a certain age. Anything like this coming from you is simply hilarious.

Nothing to say here.

Really.

Essentially:
“Hi I’d like to discuss some options for my account.”

“Most certainly.”

“I’ve just recently paid off my loans and now that my account is going steadily, I was hoping to earn some money off of it.”

“You might be interested in our savings accounts. Are you familiar with them?”

“Yeah. I noticed the interest rates were kinda low.”

“They may seem low, but they are very competitive rates. We can also provide higher tiered interest returns starting at $15,000.”

“Yeah, I saw those too, but with the current rates, I’d still be losing money to inflation. Is there anything you can do to give me a higher rate?”

“Unfortunately, these are bank regulated rates and we can’t change them.”

“So you can’t raise them for me?”

“These are state wide rates and I’m afraid we can’t alter them for individuals.”

“I see. I’d like to do a wire transfer please.”

Let’s beat out poverty. Batman Style.

We’ll stomp ‘em out with our wallets. Literally.